Earthquakes

The fault of walking.

Earthquakes are just another thing caused by human involvement, obviously. We have Global Climate Change that is a major thing, not Global Warming anymore since enough people finally were able to point out all the inconsistencies on a large enough scale (everything about it). Global Climate Change is from human involvement, because we are allowing the forests to overgrow by not being involved with thinning forests and allowing for the undergrowth to burn; but, that is lack of human involvement and that is a good thing.

Tornadoes are caused by human involvement as well. It is not the butterfly flapping its wings, it is all the humans that are breathing out causing the change in wind current and you have tornadoes… and hurricanes. The Wyoming Wind I would assume is just from all the hot air released from the people in Washington, Oregon, California, and everything west (The East) of there. This is called having Egos.

Meteors are also caused by human involvement. If humans did not keep trying to play the odds to see if that luck of chance to be hit by a meteor when they walk out their front door then we would not be having any meteors crashing down to the ground. As for volcanoes, I am still working on that one.

But Earthquakes are the most series cause of all human involvement. It is because we have too many people that are walking around. The last census reported a population of over six billion, the census this year will be somewhere between seven and eight billion, we will just take a figure of exactly seven billion. Now you have seven million people, which would be fourteen billion legs; but, to account for people without legs for any possible reason… twelve billion legs. Now, assuming a figure of weight averaging at about… hmm… one hundred fifty pounds, for seven billion people, that is talking about one trillion fifty billion pounds of weight walking on the surface of this planet via twelve billion points of contact… that is a lot of weight and I am surprised this planet has not yet spun out of it’s orbit because of all those humans involved. (Not including all the trillions of animals and all their weight, either) Obviously because we all are walking around or moving around in some form then humans are definitely at fault for earthquakes. And all this blood in Haiti and Chile, it is on everyone’s hands, unless you are a person who remains perfectly still and never goes anywhere at all. And good luck with that then.

The Anecdotal Rabbit