Restaurants and Waitresses must have, and need to have, a really great, I mean a really really great, sense of humour. Just think about it for a moment, anyone could say “Hey! Last time me food was still living! Take this back and bring me fresh food! I want it wiggling on the way down and slithering to try and get back up!” However, not just any Waitress or Restaurant, or even Group of Customers, will take this joke as you do and still laugh.
Customers, the most likely to not get the joke, and actually be rather annoyed because they have more sense of humour. They are most likely to stand up, wipe their mouth, throw the napkin down, and in utter disgust state their beliefs, “Disgusting,” before marching out of the establishment and never coming back. But, this is explained, these are people of the land, simple kind of normal people; You know… Morons.
How a Restaurant will take the joke, this is a very different matter. The term Restaurant in this case is referring to the Owners, Managers, Cooks, and any and all Food and Health Inspectors that are currently present while you are there. This will end in three ways. If none of the people know you, then you will be kicked out and banned. If you do personally know and are friends with the Owners or/and Managers, then you will get a warning but not be kicked out. However, if a Food and Health Inspector is present, and even if you are friends with anyone, you will still be kicked out and banned. Thus, remember, make friends with the restaurant owners and always watch your back for Liars.
Not the fun part, the different ways that a Waitress might respond to a wonderful comment. Yes, I know there are Waiters, but A) They are actually hosts, and B) There are fewer males then females so it does not matter. There are an unlimited amount of ways that they will respond, but here are five examples, to start with:
1. “Eww!” Answer: never return to the restaurant, it is obviously apparent that the managers and owners have a poor sense of hiring a competent or worthwhile staff.
2. The Waitress will stop serving your table for the rest of your stay. Answer: Love Letter on Napkin.
3. Spitting in the food. Answer: This Waitress obviously wants to be flirted with and hit on, she has a keen interest in sharing germs, try to kiss her.
4. Sarcastic Smirks, Insulting and yet still Complimenting Comments, and also including Playful Punches. Answer: Right back atcha. A Relationship is worth pursuing at this point as apparently this Waitress has a decent sense of humour, this may lead to an interesting conversation or an interesting series of conversations and continuing conversations.
5. She will do nothing. Answer: “Check Please!”
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