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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dogs

Little Yippie Dogs

So we have this little chat idea, chatting about dogs. We should all gather around children and listen to all of these amazing things that will blow your mind out. NOTE: No napkins will be provided for cleaning up brain matter.

The use of dogs. This is rather dependent on the culture, though it seems that anymore, in the world of today's standards, and yesteryear's, dogs are man's best friend. Who is women's best friend? Of course, there are many many many many species of dog, so what exact species is man's best friend to begin with? Only in France, Poodles? German Shepard's? Siberian Huskies? It all depends on the person to what they will declare as the best dog to be the “best friend”, I suppose. Or you have different groups of men who will sit around yelling at each other, “No, this breed is better, only having this breed are you a true man!” Why are we not having riots about this? This should be business as usual, a war breaking out over differing between what breed of dog is superior, all as just another ordinary day. (People should get over being Wussies!)

To answer that next question, do women have dogs as best friend's as well? Still is dependent on the person, some females enjoy dogs, some females hate dogs, some females really do not care one way or another. I just do not see women starting wars between groups about different breeds of dogs, there wars would be about more serious pressing matters. Such as what is the best order to put on makeup and what ghastly smell of perfume you should wear depending on what shading of makeup you have on and the clothing of bad tastes that you choose to wear. But that is a discussion long enough to have its own few chapters, or possibly book(s), am I right?

Why is it that when women fight, it is called a cat fight?

The Anecdotal Rabbit

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